December 2011
Operator: 911, please hold.
Me: Stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
Murderer: ok
The worst thing you can do to bookworms is to...
skotia:
pratfall:
people are all like “ahh next year is going to be better!!!!!1”
um chill out slut, a calendar flip isn’t going to solve your problems
omfg this was my entire Facebook newsfeed
which is why I try to avoid Facebook
