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The worst thing you can do to bookworms is to...
skotia: pratfall: people are all like “ahh next year is going to be better!!!!!1” um chill out slut, a calendar flip isn’t going to solve your problems omfg this was my entire Facebook newsfeed which is why I try to avoid Facebook